Word on the street is, (we believe that certain intelligence agencies
at various unions), report that this device found somewhere
near or around an unnamed taxi company, will revolutionize the entire
Las Vegas Service industry. It is believed that this device will be
ready for mass production in Reno Nevada as soon as they work some
of the technical kinks.
The Vendor for the sound and video equipment is still to be announced.
Resort Casinos around the world are looking at his device for the
marketability to customers, dealers, floor personnel, and house keeping
The employees themselves are also looking at this device to increase
their efficiency ratios.
Initial public offerings are expected to be overwhelming.
Most service personnel have felt the pinch since the
9-11 reorganization of several Hotel Human Resource Department strategies
in the Las Vegas Valley. With a greater number of service employees
hired back with fewer full time employees as perhaps the trade off
for hiring additional security. With the advancement of employee scheduling
software connected to sophisticated what-if cost-benefit analysis
routines and of course the need for greater commissions to upper management
to avoid unneccessary higher full time benefits costs.
And as medical benefit costs are reaching an all-time
high, it is believed that most of these employees would be happy to
enlist the use of the mobile port a-chair to please their managers
and compete with the willingness of other employees to completely
degrade themselves while Casino visitors from around the world look
upon them and wonder what it would be like to have sex with such a
In the meantime, issues are still being resolved on
where to exactly put the toilet paper holder. In the Taxi's itself
or a placement somewhere on the device.
Other competing complaints from Vendors who will be
renting the mobile devices to visitors, say that, "there just
isn't enough room for the